What's JOHN doing being profiled in Fletch and in Cocktail, back when?

John is the sketch'n'spoof target, in both FLETCH (1985), and in COCKTAIL (1988).

Tom Cruise is underrated, at the foil/life coach, for JOHN EDWARDS, spoofed like Redford on Gephardt, in The CANDIDATE. The movies get a little Manchurian or even Japanese, I must say, even Chinese at clever take-offs, but it's time JOHN EDWARDS eased up on the Ken, Barbie's consort hairboy act, and put notice up that the FAT POWER DEALS of 2001 and the 15 INTEREST HIKES AT THE FED and similar hikes by the World Bank have undermined the fund infrastructure, incited bin Laden, and what WAR will you not VOLUNTEER FOR, since I won't pauy Marines or Air Force, and you Army and Navy buzzards can do a common rank like Private or Seaman, and rotate leaders, since your 'pro' chain of comand is so demented, nowadays, hacking the commerce clauses and establishment and regulated militia clauses, with security and due process compromised, with TREASON evident and evaded, by all administrators, which hide fat costs and yet pretend to WAR, anytime at all, having incited the opponent by the SAME MEANS AS WILL THE 'WARS' END, by budget erosion, from FRAUD!

Cruise goofs Johnny, all night.

'SCHMOOZE' is a buzzword, made from SCHMUCKS and CRUISERS getting it on, having kids. Like Schmoozer Extraordinaire, JOHN EDWARDS, who told Cheney Israel has a right to defend itself, openeing the door for a whupping by the Vice President, on the hairboy, diving, as did Kerry, who blasted a pheasant, called it a goose, and let Cheney WIN, before he even got to a shotgun and did only one of MANY LAWYERS, who need a quick spray of gunfire or bar court.